Discovery, History, TLC, and any other channel that is currently touting Alaska as THE place to be. Just stop. For the love of Pete, please, STOP. I moved here to get away from people and things were good. Now you guys are showing all these programs depicting life as you know it here in the Frozen Freakin’ North.
And people are moving here in droves. Enough, already.

Hey, Alaska has always been a fascinating place. They just happen to have more cameras up there now.
I always think of you when I see these shows advertised. I can hear you grumbling way down here in Vegas!
Don’t worry. Interest is piqued, but very few can actually handle the elements for long. Once they see how desolate the area is, how far away Domino’s is…they go home.